December 2011
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“and there will come a time you’ll see, with no more tears, and love will...”
– After the Storm- Mumford and Sons
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
it’s wednesday and there’s no new ahs
Turn on.
justshutup-bro:
If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently.
Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.
i don’t get it. i got tangerine. i didn’t see anything.
am i doing this wrong?
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
Good job kids!
catnus:
gorefly:
Write a book and teach the guys at my school your ways
write a book and teach ME your ways
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i hung out with you today and the world STILL...
it’s really nice being okay with people.
especially when they meant so much to you previously. it’s like reconnecting with an old friend. even though they really hurt you, and made your life suck, and you swore you’d never have anything to do with them again. after all that, you’re still so eager to forgive them.
it’s a warm feeling, something that takes you over...
this is going to be absolute sanity suicide
i should know better.
really, of all the stupid things i’ve knowingly gotten myself into, this is one of the worst. it’s up there with all the other mistakes i’ve made involving you.
i was going to lead up to the good parts with witty things and lots of curse words, but fuck it. i’m just gonna jump right in.
i think the worst part is that we’re more compatible now...
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Weekend Update Joke-Off with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey.
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“So have you ever been sitting around thinking, i can’t decide whether i...”
– Chef John on Holiday Rum Balls
(http://allrecipes.com/video/499/holiday-rum-balls/detail.aspx
